People in Easter bunny costumes are terrifying. I’m not sure why this is, but the moment you take a cute rabbit and try to make a costume out of its likeness, something goes horribly wrong. Their eyes are evil, and their buckteeth magically transform into fangs ready to gobble up your offspring faster than a jellybean.
Hold onto your Easter baskets. Super Goody Bag is proud to bring you our “Top 10 Scariest Easter Bunnies”. Beware of the giant bunny. They’re bitter you eat their chocolate babies and are plotting their revenge. – Jill Topol